Instant Playoff Bracket React feat. the Anticrust

We'll get to the playoff bracket and its fallout, but not before we solve the problem of testing cosmetics on animalsFine, the bracket, whatever, we'r...

Cookie Man Defeats Penn State

You may be surprised which hosts end up on which side of the "Play Copperhead Road At Day Care" argumentGeorge Blindness, explainedRemembering Mark St...

THANKSGIVING DISASTERS, PART 2

Pasta points! What are they, and how could they kill your troops?Is Strega Nona a ladder-puller?Let's turn Floyd's mic on for a minute and talk about...

Lane Kiffin To Dumbsinane

Space crime updateWe would once again like to remind the audience and ourselves that we don't know shit about hiring coachesOle Miss Has A Decree and...

Brian Kelly's Grimy Mutualism

A TMNT-based roleplaying game sparks both a look inward and a death penalty debateRyan's audio is real weird in this one for some reason. Sorry about...

2025 First College Football Playoff Rankings Analysis feat. Donkeymind ™

The crew celebrates the Feast of Saint Jelly RollTrue-life country songsIs ham a "light meat"? We debate, you decideDo horses move? Asking for one of...

Nightmare Coaching Carousel Draft

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The Double Heist Episode, Brought To You By None Chirporactics

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Buddy Ryan Spank Bank Mother Lode

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Champions Fall Twice

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Your 2025 September Heismen And HeisMarylands

Bobby's back, y'all (called it)It's the end of September, and it's time to crown the teams and players we are glorying in right now and will possibly...

SOLOMON GUNDY, FIRED ON A TUESDAY

Mike Gundy got fired on a TuesdaySpencer explains the legalities of the Tulsa Tussle and other Oklahoma labor laws How firing Mike Gundy is a lot like...

The Thomas Drown Affair / Ecks vs. Severance

Thrill to the sounds of our preshow meeting (we have those, usually accidentally), in which we try to decide whether USC or UCLA conducted their overn...

Let’s Draft Some Fired Coaches

Week 2 of the college football season approaches. With at least ten games yet to be played for all teams, it’s time to decide which coaches are going...

OLD MAN COACH HARD

Not a lot to talk about following Week 1 but we’ll try our bestNow through September 30, 100% of proceeds from PTKU merch will be donated to Mid-South...

Week 1: Butthole Eyes & Hot Marshall

A review of Week 0, the college football soft openToday we learned we're on the IMDB trivia page for Terry BoatassRyan has a (non-lethal! Probably) ga...

The Silence Lets the Darkness In / Week 0 Schedule Game

How we found out more employees of Honeybaked Ham listen to the Fullcast than any media executives we've ever worked with or forJason and Spencer watc...

CHARITY BOWL BONUS EPISODE: To The Victors Go Godfrey's Swords

You might have heard, but Michigan won the Charity Bowl again this spring. In celebration of that fine victory and the extension of Michigan's histori...

Ham Pioneers / NFC West Preview

A comprehensive exploration of the retail ham spaceMatt Stafford gets his Goop onBelieve it or not it's a pretty straightforward path from there to th...

The Shutdown Fullcast's Guide to the 2025 Homefield Can't Miss Kickoff Tour, presented by Modelo

Wwwwwwwelcome! to a MINIATURE SATURDAY SHUTDOWN FULLCAST PRESEASON SURPRISEYou might have guessed from the episode title, but this here is our guide t...

TRANSFER WIZARDS OF NUKE MOON: SEASON 5

In this season of change, in this time of turmoil, the show returns to its roots (they're on the moon)HOT WASPS IN YOUR AREA??Introducing Season 5 of...

Hot January

Let's join hands and figure out how to sneak Ryan into Hulk Hogan's funeral (for work)Inventing a new pasta (for men)Hot January is here, and it's awf...

Welcome to the Slingularity

Future Milkmen Of Virginia, Come On Down

Fresh tracks!Corrections!Surber is French now!College Football 26 tribulations befall our coaches!Important Indiana football announcement!Let's play a...

Ask Gronk

Marriages are complicated. Today, let's discuss different fighting styles to apply to various action stars you've caught in torrid embraces with your...

A Body Built To Hold Hot Dogs

- Get ready for the 2025 Tour de France and learn which award we are stealing from the race for college football
- Choose your Frisco Lady Figh...

Hideo Kojima State Radio Presents "Vatican 3000"

- Let's remember some boys: https://www.newyorker.com/magazine/2004/08/30/the-boys-4
- Breaking some college basketball news to Spencer
-...

The Dallas Cowboys Episode / Happy Birthday Bianca

Parade badSmell worseGive Gravedigger a gunPre-writers bustedFun new game for first respondersWe know how to fix the NBA FinalsSouvenons-nous de quelq...

Fixing the College Football Playoff: Die on Everest

This is somehow the first episode where Ryan has reason to ask Spencer "Are you recording your living will right now?"We're joined by Scott of Action...

SUMMER SPORTS EXTRAVAGANZA

It's time once again for our annual Italian cycling episode, and Cap'n Surber's got the micWhat endurance athletes can learn from elite hot-dog eaters...

SHUTDOWN FULLCAST LIVE! LAWNCARE DISASTERS, PART 3

For the holiday week, we bring you a treat: the unearthed recording of our summer 2024 live show in Raleigh, North Carolina, featuring the third insta...

Everyone Can Be Bossman

Next Grandma Up

It is time to be concerned about Ryan's emotional processingWhat do Interstellar, Little Giants, and Grave of the Fireflies have in common?The Legend...

Mike Lombardi's Adult Goth Phase

Folks we're fighting the atheists with our heavenly dicks againLet's use that viral soda map to do conference realignmentPerils of the new GTARyan is...

2025 NFL Draft Recap feat. Joel Anderson

2025 NFL Draft Preview And Discontinued Fast Food Roundtable

This episode starts with "Vatican III is for dogs," if you want to set your expectations ahead of timeThe Haint ™ is also feeling EXTRA festive, so ju...

The Hunt for the Coach with the Most Resume Entries

- Welcome to Charity Bowl week, now featuring new tools to track how badly you're beating your rivals at https://www.moneycannon.org/
- The ques...

Final Four Recap / The .500 Club

Ryan shares a bold vision of the future for EA Sports' flagship college football propertyFinal Four RecapWhich teams in what sports do we think we cou...

Welcome To Chainsaw Season: Demo Day For College Football

Holly contemplates some recreational tree surgeryMeet a new Lady UncleMajor League Baseball injury reportRequisitioning elements of other sports to bu...

Get Ready With Us (Trump Take Gummy Dildo)

Ryan shares his bold new vision for personal bankingSpencer gets a new nicknameYes, Venom is also in this episode. You're welcomeA dive into the lore...