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Football Ramble
The Football Ramble is a global podcasting institution. Since 2007, the Ramble has provided entertainment, analysis and coverage of the Premier League and beyond for football fans who don't take the world's biggest sport too seriously.In 2025, the takes are as strong as ever, the jokes are as funny...
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Jack's Encyclopaedia: Mo Salah's favourite teammates, a Newcastle vs Sunderland throwback, and Andy Brassell's Instagram
After weeks of feverish anticipation, Jack's Encyclopaedia returns! And there are a couple of absolute s**t-offs in this one...
Pete of Donaco a...
The Preview Show: Beauty and the Pete
Pete’s got a new haircare routine! It’s got him in the mood to gorge on some festive Europa League action. Today, he's joined by Marcus and Luke for a...
Souness gets the hump
A big night in the Champions League, but an even bigger night for the Official Martin Keown Fan Club here at the Football Ramble. Seriously though, it...
So, it’s all Marc Cucurella’s fault?
The Mo Salah drama rumbles on after Liverpool win in Milan with the Egyptian King™ stuck in the gym at home. But why is Marc Cucurella really to blame...
Mailbag: Should clubs refund fans after thrashings?
We all know that feeling. Standing there in the pouring rain, watching your team get absolutely battered and thinking to yourself, "what a massive was...
Brookside: The Reunion
On the latest edition of the Liverpool soap opera: Leeds grab a late equaliser and Mo Salah gives an explosive interview.
Today, Marcus, Jim and...
2026 World Cup Draw Reaction!
Marcus and Jim watched the full World Cup draw so that you didn't have to... and reacted to it all live on YouTube! Join us for our takes on England's...
My Biddy Aunt: Legendary left-backs
The World Cup draw is just a few hours away, but we couldn't leave you without a bit of Biddy Biddy to settle the nerves ahead of a night of chaos.
The Preview Show: How Sir Jim Saved Christmas
Stay away Krampus, Sir Jim Ratcliffe is allowing Man United to have a Christmas party! Until they lose 1-0 away to Wolves on Monday night anyway…
Beware of the Boglin
Delightful Daniel Farke steered Leeds to a big win last night. Today, Marcus, Jim and Pete ask if he can be the man to keep them in the Premier League...
Pep’s Entertainers
Who would have predicted that late-stage Guardiola would have traces of Kevin Keegan? Today, Marcus, Jim and Pete are on hand to enjoy the nine-goal t...
Mailbag: Are Liverpool about to move on from Mo Salah?
Liverpool got three valuable points at West Ham without Mo Salah in the XI. Arne Slot made the big call, but what does it say about Salah's future in...
We’ve got our Barclays back
Stamford Bridge has been reduced to ashes after Chelsea and Arsenal played out a good old-fashioned barn burner in the Premier League.
Marcus, L...
My Biddy Aunt: Premier League Hard Men
For all the tax-avoiding, non-dom citizens of Donaco out there – this one's for you.
Marcus officiates completely even-handedly as Luke faces th...
The Preview Show: Nottingham Forest’s fortifications
Show some f***ing respect. Today, Marcus, Luke and Pete explain why they expected more from Swiss football fans after the lovely Donyell Malen was tar...
Jürgen? Fancy it?
Marcus, Jim and Pete dust themselves down after a proper European goal fest, as Liverpool continue to suffer their worst run of form since the mid-195...
STEVE-O, STEVE-O, STEVE-O
Estêvão - or "Steve" as Marcus likes to call him - put in a coming-of-age performance against Barcelona.
Today, Spellz is joined by Jim and Davi...
Donaldson & Fang
At home against 10 men after two of the opposition players had a dust-up, you probably should be winning that one.
Manchester United are back in...
Geller’s New Spoon
It was a bad weekend for Liverpool and Tottenham in the Premier League. Is it time that they call Uri Geller? He'll surely sort it out.
Today, M...
My Biddy Aunt: North London Derby Legends
After a barn burning round of Jack's Encyclopaedia last week, it's My Biddy Aunt's turn to step up and provide the goods.
Marcus has a chance to...
The Preview Show: Spelgium
Where's all the international football gone? Today, Marcus, Luke and Pete are forced to preview the North London derby. How dare UEFA do this to us!
Ramble Uncut: Who stole Napoleon's todger?
On this edition of Ramble Uncut, Marcus, Jim and Pete reminisce about their favourite detective dramas, their least favourite football movies and wond...
The Scotland way
Three world-class goals and a heroic victory to reach the World Cup. It’s classic Scotland, right? Maybe not, but today Marcus, Jim and Pete are here...
Mailbag: What is England's best XI?
In just seven months time we'll all be sat down, pint in hand, flare up bum, watching England kick their first ball at the 2026 World Cup. But which o...
You miss the Premier League, do you?
Stop moaning about the international break. We never want to hear it again.
Marcus, Luke and Jim are here to unpick a barn-burning weekend which...
Jack's Encyclopaedia: The Ashes Decider
Well, here we are ladies and gents. After Vish ripped the Jack's Encyclopaedia belt from big Lukey Moore's waist last week, can Marcus and Jim save th...
The Preview Show: He’s our bad guy now
Thomas Tuchel inspired England to sing both on and off the pitch last night. Today, Marcus, Vish, Jim and Pete share their thoughts on England’s 2-0 w...
We’ve got our islands back
England host Serbia tonight to kick off the international break. And it's a GUARANTEED barn-burner, isn't it?
With a royal vacancy now open, Luk...
I’m just a Saudi guy
It's time for another international break... Thank God, we were almost starting to enjoy the Premier League.
Don't worry though, we've still got...
Mailbag: Has Pep Guardiola been good for English football?
After his 1000th game in club management (still 86 behind Brucey, mind), Pep Guardiola has achieved pretty much everything it's possible to achieve in...
Fizzer me Timbers
What a weekend! Marcus, Jim and Luke are here to dissect the weekend's key learnings: don’t underestimate Man City and Jérémy Doku has gold pants.
Jack's Encyclopaedia: Champions League debutants, the worst Premier League teams & headers
Luke's reign of terror has fed the appetite of the Luke Nation's supporters for far too long. Can Marcus and Vish finally rip the belt from his midrif...
The Preview Show: It’s happening again
Four games in and Sean Dyche's Nottingham Forest are already struggling to score goals. We've been here before...
Today, Marcus, Luke, Jim and V...
Speller's stinky bangers
Tragically, this week's Champions League action has eclipsed the dangers of unpasteurised milk. Marcus, Luke and Pete are here to set that right.
Can I play for you every week?
Liverpool had the last laugh after the “rat” returned to Anfield last night. Marcus, Jim and Vish wonder why some Liverpool players save their best fo...
Mailbag: Are Arsenal officially the title favourites?
It's only November and Arsenal are already six points clear of the trailing pack. Is it too early to say they're on the verge?
Marcus, Luke & Pe...
Leaving on Sunday Morning
Quick question, did anyone see Vítor Pereira in M&M World this weekend? Marcus, Luke and Pete are wondering how he spent his time between Saturday's d...
Jack's Encyclopaedia: Martin O'Neill's clubs, Brendan Rodgers & Italian goalscorers
We're back with another game of Jack's Encyclopaedia! Luke is putting the belt on the line once again, but can Marcus or Vish end his reign of terror?...
The Preview Show: Daniel Farke delight
What happens if Man United actually win five games in a row? All we know is that bloke will get a haircut and we would never again let Vish back on th...
Raw Carabao
Enzo Maresca said Chelsea need to “grow up” after they got another red card last night. I am afraid to say we don't agree Enzo...
Today, Pete, L...